Paloi 

Shocked

He was paloi because someone died in a car crash

Paloi by XhyponS June 26, 2023

Jan Paloi 

It's a slang term commonly used in Bruneian-Malay which means "Don't be a retard" or "Don't be a dumbass", a shortened version for "Jangan jadi paloi"

In Standard Malay, it means "Jangan jadi bodoh sangat".

Guy 1: Inda ku sabar aga ke NYC, liat Eiffel Tower (I can't wait to go to NYC, visit the Eiffel Tower)

Guy 2: Jan Paloi, Eiffel Tower tu di Paris (Don't be a retard, The Eiffel Tower is in Paris)

Jan Paloi by Amazing LeeD January 7, 2018

National Paloi is happy day 

NATIONAL PALOI ID HAPPY DAY IS THE DAY WHERE PALOI IS ALWAYS HAPPY BECAUSE OF DADDY

“Wow babe can you believe how happy i am today?”
“Well duh it’s national paloi is happy day”

National Paloi is happy day by user20304404045 April 10, 2024

Sarah Palin 

Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Paling 

The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.

Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.

Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

President Palin 

The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!

well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.

President Palin by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009

Palfie 

"Group Selfie" - A selfie taken with a pal or with a group of pals! Anything goes!

A pal can be defined as your friend, family member, stranger or animal.

"Hey! Let's take a Palfie!"

'I'm going to do a pet Palfie!"

Palfie by BrandNames May 17, 2014