Sexy,Savage, all around champ. Excels in everything and has the best personality. You can't beat Palmer
by JenaBanks January 13, 2017
the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.
by wespalms February 24, 2009
David Palmer, J.D. is a fictional President of the United States played by Dennis Haysbert as part of the television series, 24.
Palmer was presented in good light being a strong and smart president - Has also been said that he helped Obama get elected.
Palmer was presented in good light being a strong and smart president - Has also been said that he helped Obama get elected.
by HedgeH January 27, 2009
Little crappy town with waay too many cops. Everyone and their mom has slept with everyone and their dad. Known as the sister town to Wasilla but those meth-heads don't have shit on us. Home to the Palmer High Moose, Colony Highschool and Valley Pathways, all schools are known for their high drug use normally related to weed. But what can I say there's nothing else interesting to do here besides eat at Taco Bell, smoke some dooby and party anywhere and everywhere you fucking can.
by polka.dot March 31, 2011
To get friends excited about one's committed attendance, only to destroy their happiness by finding a lame reason to not actually show up.
by Meatblast March 3, 2016
A sexy beast with blond hair who's a fan of The Offspring!
He likes to hypnotize lady's and my god, he's a kinky bastard!
YEE HAA!!!
He likes to hypnotize lady's and my god, he's a kinky bastard!
YEE HAA!!!
by rowans_Honey_bunny January 23, 2009