Anything uttered by US Vice-President candidate Sarah Palin. A nonsensical series of drawn-out, padded words that don't make sense forward or backward. Similar to the well-known and inherently idiotic "Bushisms" spoken by President George W. Bush.
Sarah Palin: "As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
Brainiac #1: "What did she just say?"
Brainiac #2: "Oh, nothing. Just another Palindrone. But she sure is hot!"
Brainiac #1: "What did she just say?"
Brainiac #2: "Oh, nothing. Just another Palindrone. But she sure is hot!"
by Dr. Angela Wallenbrock, MD October 20, 2008
(n): A Sarah Palin apologist.
by Dr. Zeuss September 13, 2008
A common mode of speech whereby the soliloquyst babbles in seeming eloquence but actually manages to say next to nothing relevant –nor coherent, by dangling gerunds, mangling prepositions, randomly exiling nouns and verbs and/or using verbs better left as nouns, often even flatly contradicting him/herself.
Example of use:
"At Todd's old church in Wasilla, they spoke in tongues. Maybe that’s where he picked up his palindrone."
Example of palindrones:
“With the impacts of climate change, what we can do about that, as governor, I was the first governor to form a climate change subcabinet to start dealing with the impacts.”
“You know, there are man’s activities that can be contributed to the issues that we’re dealing with now, with these impacts.”
“If Americans so bless us and privilege us with the opportunity of serving them, ... we will progress the agenda.”
– Sarah Palin, 2008 VP debate.
"At Todd's old church in Wasilla, they spoke in tongues. Maybe that’s where he picked up his palindrone."
Example of palindrones:
“With the impacts of climate change, what we can do about that, as governor, I was the first governor to form a climate change subcabinet to start dealing with the impacts.”
“You know, there are man’s activities that can be contributed to the issues that we’re dealing with now, with these impacts.”
“If Americans so bless us and privilege us with the opportunity of serving them, ... we will progress the agenda.”
– Sarah Palin, 2008 VP debate.
by Franz Schnaas October 9, 2008
by minimalsidefx2 September 26, 2008
In the posing of a question to Sarah Palin, the case in which her answer is so long and so incoherent that it may as well have been said backwards.
Student: "Uhhh I didn't understand a single thing my poli sci. prof said today, it sounded like a Palindrone."
Palin: "But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it's got to be all about job creation, too..."
Debate moderator: "I'm sorry, you just Palindroned off there, I couldn't quite understand."
Palin: "But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it's got to be all about job creation, too..."
Debate moderator: "I'm sorry, you just Palindroned off there, I couldn't quite understand."
by Bendo444 October 15, 2008
Everyhing that spews from the mouth of Vice-Presidental candidate, Sarah Palin. No matter what she says,or how she says it, it all sounds bad. A very annoying voice. Damn, I hope McCain doesn't die anytime soon.
MY friend says "Okay, so she's a milf, but she'd better have a gag in her mouth and had a lobotomy. DAMN her voice is annoying!" That's some kind of Palindrone.
by LOTrident September 20, 2008
Women who will vote McCain because they genuinely, yet falsely, believe that by voting for a female vice president, they are feminists.
"I don't care what her politics are, I am voting for Sarah Palin, I mean John McCain" said the Palindrone.
by la514 October 22, 2008