Pamazon Rime 

Like Amazon Prime, but not really (the Great Value version, shoutout Walmart).

Brother: "Hey there!"
Sister: "Hello!"
Brother: *scans a couple barcodes*
Brother: "Do you have Pamazon?"
Sister: "I'm sorry?"
Brother: "Pamazon? Pamazon Rime?"
Sister: "I'm sorry, I can't understand you."
Brother: "Like the thing that Jeff made?"
Sister: "Jeff?"

Brother: "Yes. Actually...are you Jeff?"
Sister: "Pardon??????"
Brother: *shows picture of Jeff Bezos* "Is this you?"
Sister: *extreme confusion*
Brother: "You know the thing you scan to get discounts?"
Sister: "Ohhhhhhhh, you meant Amazon Prime! I'm sorry I didn't understand the first time, I just couldn't hear you."
Brother: "No problem, thank you." 😏

Pamazon Rime by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

plazoid 

Someone who hangs around the arcata plaza to an unhealthy extent.

We haven't seen jimmy a lot lately. he must be a plazoid now.

plazoid by Rayon the Robot May 10, 2006

Palaziol'd 

To be lied to or stolen from when you least expect it.

Jerry: Hey have you seen my wallet?
Kramer: No man, but George was here earlier maybe he took it?
Jerry: Noooo. George is my mate. He wouldnt do that.
(George walks in)
George: Hey guys!
Jerry: Is that my wallet in your pocket!?
Kramer: Duuuuude, you just got Palaziol'd
(Jerry and Kramer bash the fuck out of George)

Palaziol'd by black.heart.rebel October 22, 2009

Palzor 

someone who may indeed be a good friend, but rather a friendly dinosaur

Barney the dinosaur hangs with his palzors on weekends.

Palzor by An Innocent Cat January 21, 2009

pqlazowksmxiejdncurhfbvytg 

This collection of letters are used when you have occupied your entire life to finding patterns of letters on your keyboard.
( This is made by alternating your hands ( right first, left after ) and go down in 3's )

"I was so fucking bored I typed pqlazowksmxiejdncurhfbvytg!" Jake said.

pqlazowksmxiejdncurhfbvytg by anonymous November 3, 2020

palazzo pants 

Long, flowing floor-length pants that have very wide legs. Made of jersey knit material. Some have belts or lace on the waistband. Some have waistbands that can be rolled down to dangerous lows and are very tight on the hips, so they hide and reveal the body at the same time. I like them because they have that 1970s counterculture seductive appeal. The gaucho pants are shorter (calf-length) versions of palazzo pants..and I have knee-length pants like that, too.

I was wearing my palazzo pants with big platforms (not to step on them) and my 1970s hat..and guys were staring at me because I had rolled my waist down very low. At the same time, my legs were completely concealed, so that I looked a bit mysterious and not completely skanky.

palazzo pants by Starlett June 18, 2006

Palazzesi

It is an italian name, coming from tuscany.

Whoever holds this name is related to the ancient assassins.
These people are very attractive.
nothing can faze them.

they are bosses.

Hey Palazzesi! you are awesome bro!

Palazzesi by BlackHardMamba November 1, 2011