pain in the anus, usually obtained when recieving your first deep butt stab from a gay associate
Man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. You gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.
PAINUS: When a male penis is inserted into the female's anus.
Penis + Anus = Painus.
It's a noun and a verb.
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.
Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.
1) (Noun) The pain a female experiences deep in her lower back around the colon when contractions around the 40th week of pregnancy start. The contraction pain is very near the anus giving the feeling of the onset of an impending putrid and painful deuce
drop that ebbs and flows with each contraction.
2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".
Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".
1) My God!!! Is this a contraction or do I really have to shit?! Oh wait...its gone...I must be experiencing painus.
2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!
Other way of saying "penis".
Mox bro, you're such a painus dude.
Abbreviation for "Pain in the Anus"; derived from "Pain in the Ass".
X: goddam Uni is a painus
X: fukin hell your a painus, shut up already
Pain felt from a penis in your anus-also used as a present tense term for someone experiencing pain from a penis in the anus in that moment
"What's wrong Jen?" "I've got a painus and its hard to shit,Jason put it in my ass last night."
When a female has so much anal sex that her anus starts coming out of her ass, it looks like a second deformed vagina.
1. Dude I gave my girlfriend painus her parents are so pissed
2. My doctor said I have analititus infectiotite. I figure it's just painus.
2. The other day I saw some chick at the beach bend over and It looked like a cameltoe but I looked closer and it was just painus.