pitless

(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).

(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!

Sarah thought that those were Rainier cherries, but they were pitless.

pitless by Telephony July 22, 2015

parentless 

parentless n: the person or persons of adult age whose parents have died; usually pretaining to a death occuring at an earlier than usual age; death of parents from illness or accident leaving behind an adult child or children.

parentless adj: a way to describe an adult person whose parents have died.

n: Both my parents died in of cancer in their late 40's leaving me parentless. My brothers and sister and I are now parentless after they died in that accident.

adj: She became parentless adult after that boating incident.

parentless by Yn Oceros February 16, 2010

to have the painters in 

to be cycling menstrually

HER: hey, wheres krysten?
HIM: oh, shes in the bathroom. she has the painters in
HER: that sucks

to have the painters in by granny-o July 3, 2003

Painters Radio 

Cumming on a girls face while she is asleep

Im gonna leaver her face like a painters radio!

Painters Radio by Crennaldo July 17, 2009

got the painters in 

a polite way of saying you have your period.

got the painters in by fert April 24, 2003

Having the painters in

Slang word for period/ that time of month.

My christmas sucked, I had the painters in.

Having the painters in by anagram November 28, 2004

Ol' Painless

Blain's signature mini gun from the classic sci/fi action movie Predator (1987). This can also refer to other memorable, badass weapons in movies and video games.

Blain - (Jesse Ventura): "Come on in you fuckers, Ol' Painless is waiting."

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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"

guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."

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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"

guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."

Ol' Painless by EastClintwood89 March 8, 2011