paint me green

Expression said when one has lost any bet regarding chicks.

You got your dick sucked first so go ahead and paint me green

by forver_undeadd March 14, 2009

Paint me green and call me a cucumber

A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.

Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"

by lemonheaded May 20, 2022