Top Definition
1. can which contains paint
2. slaps stupid ppl
that paint can is gonna slap ya fuckin face
by Dong Woo August 10, 2005
A 'gorilla' or muscle-head, likely from the shore of New Jersey, who walks with his chest puffed out and arms at near 90 degree angles as if he's holding a heavy paint can in each hand.
A juiced, tanned GTL'er would walk as though holding paint cans.
by Portuguese Paint Cans June 08, 2010
a female that is not very intelligent and frequently engages in sexual intercourse, analogous to a can of paint, not very bright and spreads easy.
ten minutes into our date I could tell Sally was a total paintcan
by dirty bastard brad September 19, 2005
after you man cums in your mouth, they shake your head, causing their man butter to drip out of your mouth like paint.
i really hate it when brandon gives me the paint can. it makes me so dizzy.
by Hannah Porter January 09, 2008
A case of severe diarrhea, likely a result from eating extremely hot or greasy food. Or beans.
Don't expect to escape Old Mexico without getting a case of the paintcans.
by TEDXCI August 19, 2011
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