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1.
Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.
I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling
by Col. John C. Hosebag July 18, 2006
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2.
To shoot yourself in the head.
If the economy doesn't turn around, I'm going to paint the ceiling.
by greenmonstahmsn.com March 02, 2009
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