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Pant Cummer 

One who comes in their own pants during a handy, more often an early ejaculator.
Hey you hear about the Pant Cummer at the high school dance, came too early from a handy.
Pant Cummer by Billy Biggs July 3, 2019
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paint a turd pink 

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.
The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"
bruh give me the panta
do you want any panta?
I saw some panta at the grocery store
Panta by kaardofkaards February 25, 2019

Pant Drag 

The act of breaking wind in one location, and taking the gaseous contents to another location, due to it being temporarily trapped in pants/trousers.
"Did you fart outside, because I think you're suffering from pant drag."
Pant Drag by Dunc-The-Hunk March 15, 2010

Mexican Paint Job 

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.
"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

rectal painting 

Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.
It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.
rectal painting by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018