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Pagan's Lent 

The period time between the last day of Mardi Gras and St. Patrick's Day when nonreligious people give up something, sometimes alcohol or drugs. A time for a brief body cleanse. Done to fulfill a spiritual need or to have something to share at work with friends and the more devout. Not meant to disparage actual pagans.
Phil: Hey do you want to go get some drinks and hit the clubs later;

Ralph: I'll go out but I'm not drinking for Pagan's Lent. I'll take a johnny though...
Pagan's Lent by Pbnjam January 21, 2007

pagan skins 

A nickname given to drums or percussive instruments by idiot Christian extremists who deem them unholy and Satanic instruments because they provide rhythm to a song which is a "earthly desire", were used in ancient pagan rituals to instigate possession and demons, and are the only modern instrument not mentioned in the Bible for Godly praise. Damn Pentacostals.
In Heaven, Jesus will be listening to Neil Peart.
pagan skins by DexterSR300DX April 6, 2003

Pagan Standard Time 

(Also abbreviated P.S.T)

1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.
1. Don't worry, Dave will be here, he's on Pagan Standard Time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.
Pagan Standard Time by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005

Pawan's Theorem 

Pawan's Theorem states that pi is equal to 3.0

This theorem has be tested rigorously by many mathematical geniuses and can be summed up in the simple proof:

pi=22/7 which is approximately equal to 21/7 = 3.0 to 2 sig figures.

THERFORE PAWANS THEOREM: pi = 3.0
Ben: OMG OMG maths test today OMG!
Sujit: Pawan's Theorem Pawan's Theorem Pawan's Theorem
Pawan's Theorem by Miss Van Eck February 27, 2008

Pagan Salsa 

An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.

A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.
These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.

Pagan Style 

Whenever you do something that's "hip" or "smoove".
Damn "jigga" what you just done is Pagan Style BIOSH.
Pagan Style by Jeremy Pagan January 24, 2004