payload 

The contents of a container or something being transported. Can refer to the cargo of a truck or other transport vehicle as well as the semen located in the male testicles.

"The payload in that truck weighs several thousand pounds."

"I busted a fat payload of cum on that bitch's face!"

payload by IceWarm November 21, 2004

PabLOAD Escobar 

The act of taking a mirror off the wall, blowing your load on it in a line, and having your girlfriend snort it off like a coke addict.

I nutted some fat lines onto a mirror and she performed the Pabload Escobar so quickly that it's like she was fiending for it.

PabLOAD Escobar by aj_in_pitt December 9, 2010

Szechuan Payload 

A sexual maneuver in which you hold your partner aloft, initiate a standing sixty-nine, and then pile drive them during the act, with your genitalia still in their mouth. Typically, this move is announced using pseudo-military terms.

"Get ready, sweetie; ordinance has been deployed. Preparing to deliver the Szechuan Payload."

Szechuan Payload by Childstomps December 31, 2014

payload 

cumshot, usually large

He pulled it out at the last minute, then unleashed a Peter North sized payload on her chest.

payload by 'lil stinker March 7, 2004

Payload 

1. Verb: Ejaculation
2. Noun: Sperm

"I payloaded all over her"

and

"Here comes the payload!"

Payload by Urkel August 6, 2004

payload 

A very anticipated large group of good-looking females arriving to a party or gathering in a vehicle all at once.

This party is so bad but when the payload arrives its gonna get LIT!

payload by zerogravityzg January 19, 2023

we need to get on the payload 

something my team never does

GUYS WE NEED TO GET ON THE PAYLOAD

we need to get on the payload by The Golden October 4, 2017