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Pack the package 

When a girl can fit the whole wiener and balls in her mouth for a good couple seconds
Dude first she unzipped my fly and workin on my D, then all of sudden she slipped the balls in there too and started to pack the package
Pack the package by Dubloq June 14, 2013

pack fudge or pack your bags 

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.
Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

Mock pack 

An action performed by massive nerds, often named Shane.
Shane: I think we should do a mock pack, Alyssa
Alyssa: fml
Shane: I really want to be the best packed person on the airplane that way I get a golden star, I want to do a mock pack followed by a mock car trip to the airport followed by a mock boarding of a mock plane. I am a fag also by the way

Nut Pack 

When a person is absolutely trippin, or is straight up on that dumb shit.

A term coined by the king Sethical himself
Lil Broomstick: ay homie i dont think $600 gonna cut it
Roger: 𝙨𝙤 𝙮𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 NUT PACK 𝙝𝙪𝙝?
gun cocking
Lil Broomstick: he came to work strapped?
Nut Pack by Xabieru April 13, 2021

Smokin that von pack

How to make unlimited friends in chicago (only works while wearing blue colored clothing)
I went to chicago in a blue hoodie and shouted “SMOKIN THAT VON PACK!” and i made so many friends!!1!