pachitis

Inflammation of the Pachita. A pachita is what this bolivian kid called a vagina once upon a time in La Paz.

It is the infectious disease of being a puss or coward. It is another way to call someone a puss.

Can also be used as though you have caught the disease. Patch.

Oh you're out of breath...is your pachitis acting up?

Friend - I was gonna jump off the cliff but when I got up there...
Me - Let me guess, your Pachitis flared up a bit?

Me - Dude you used to be down but you musta caught the Patch, cuz now you ain't got it dog.

pachitis by bubs18 March 23, 2007

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Peachitis

Scientific name for people that bruise really easily.

"Yes i see your bruise is realy bad, he didn't hit you hard, you must have peachitis"

Peachitis by geniusbells March 3, 2009

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Pachirisu

A retarded electric squirrel Pokémon. Like Marill, Plusle, Minun, and that chinchilla piece of shit pokémon coming out next generation, Pachirisu is the stereotypical cute rodent of its generation (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum). It doesn't evolve or anything and there's no kickass stats or anything, it jumps buttrapes itself to fainting. If you actually use it on your team of Pokémon, just bend over already and take your rapage already.

A WILD PACHIRISU APPEARS.
GO! PIKACHU!
PACHIRISU USES QUICK ATTACK.
PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT.
THE WILD PACHIRISU FAINTED.

I win. :D

Pachirisu by JimboWales August 18, 2010

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paphitis

Paphitis is normally a loud person shy at first but loud they understand you but sometimes are arrogant they like to tease but in a way people like and is always there for you when you need help

Where's paphitis I need them

paphitis by Khoju July 15, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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