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Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.

It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.

You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.

He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
Palsied by Jrubadub July 15, 2010
Related Words
A P.A.B is an abbreviation for a PAB which is short for Punk Ass Bastard. After years of use, the acronym PAB evolved into PABSTER.
What an idiot, that guy is such a Pabster !
Pabster by Jeni767 August 3, 2008

Pabsexual 

Prefers.A.Boy-sexual. This is when a boy or girl prefers boys (as the title suggests), but is still interested in the other sex.
Teenage boys who are attracted to both sexes (but do not like to be called gay or bisexual) may rather be referred to as pabsexual.
Pabsexual by Pepper... October 7, 2011
A Pabster is a punk ass bastard. It can also be someone who drinks a lot of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a low quality, relatively inexpensive brand of beer. If you happen to be a punk ass bastard and drinking a Pabst at then same time then you are a dabster (short for double Pabster) or a "pabster dabster".
Ritchie is a Pabster !!!
Pabster by Paulzie February 28, 2009

Parbsied 

When someone lures you into a conversation, and you expect it to be quick, but said person doesn't stop talking. The typical "quick minute" conversation turns into non-stop talk-a-thon that makes the listener want to paint the office walls with their own brains. Typically some type of diversion is necessary for the listener to get away.
him/her: "hey, you got a second? I need to talk to you about something.. it'll be really quick."

me: "sure."

him/her: <-- talks and talks and talks and talks (doesn't shut up)

me: (inserts gun into mouth) *BOOM* *SPLAT*

friend: "OMG, Godzilla is coming out of the ocean, run!!!" (conversation ends).

Friend: "dude, you just got Parbsied!"
The Korean words "Babo" and "Keseki" combined to form the English equivalent phrase, "Dumb bitch"
Eugene: "Shit I don't know any Micro!"
Hayato: "Pabseki! It's easy. Are you dumb?"
pabseki by HTakai January 31, 2020