1. Species of primate, most often found near a LCD monitor and an ADSL accessible PC. Forearms have evolved in a lengthened manner, and right hand and fingers have evolved strangely similar to the shape of a microsoft optical mouse. Left hand is of a different morphology, most similarly imitating the pattern of 'W,S,A,D' keys on a common keyboard.
Ph stands for Potential Heat. It is commonly used when scoping out babes from a distance. It is most common when a girl is to far away to tell if shes really sexy because of not being able to see her face.