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Derived from internet games such as Counter-Strike, where your score goes hand in hand with the number of frags one has.
N. The annoying crapface with a score of 1 - 23 that won't shut up about how his "noob" team "sucks" because they won't listen to him/her when he/she gives commands with no authority what-so-ever.
V. p0on- The act of p0oning.
crapface with score of 1 and 23 - "My team sucks, you are all so nub, you stupid noobs."

weasel with score of 23 and 1 - "Lol, ftsu, you're such a pooner. I'm so entertained by your downfall, that I will not only do nothing to protect you from the enemy, I will actually give you up to the enemy."

crapface with score of 1 and 25 - "STFU U NOOB!" *disconnect*
p0oner by {Wraith}>>weasel December 12, 2004
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When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.
"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."
Ploner by DICK burn January 30, 2017
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Phonerbate 

See Phonerbation, past tense of Phonerbation. Sex over the phone.
Did you Phonerbate yesterday?
Phonerbate by Peter J Cireus August 22, 2008

Phonerbation 

Having Phone sex, maasturbation with assistance
Oh hey honey lets Phonerbation tonight
Phonerbation by Peter J Cireus June 25, 2008
1. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself aroused after watching something done very professionally.

2. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself becoming erect, typically due to sexual arousal.
After watching Meeker run a 4:40 Mile I noticed I had a proner.

After a long night of spooning Jake woke up to a proner in his back.
someone who grinds poon excessively to the point of clinically being considered a nymphomaniac. all pooners portray a certain "knack" for the seduction and grinding of pretty much any poon that comes their way. because of this most pooners are carriers of many different sexually transmitted diseases.
man that pooner really knows how to get his grind on!

some day when i grow up im gonna be a pooner.
pooner by rabidchia October 18, 2009
A derogatory word for a transgender male. Derived from the word “Poon” meaning a woman’s vagina.
I think Ayden is a pooner, he’s too short to be a cis man.
Pooner by Mawzie January 6, 2022