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p0ke n die 

a hot ass, sexy mofo with the greatest ASS ever invented... a world without p0ke n die would be a world of nothing. he puts the X in SEXY. a p0ke n die can be anywhere, ur local pubs or ur wilderness, but watch out for his posse of Olorz and Kse Pker because they group around p0ke wherever he goes, caching in his vibrant glow.
jonny: "WOW!!! did you see p0ke n die? hes so sexy!!"

tmmy: "yeah but when i looked at him i got killed by the posse of his, now i have to start over again."
p0ke n die by U will never know me September 14, 2007
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P0ke n Die2 

A faggot with ginger hair and a nose you could ride a bike on, his clanning career has consisted of opening shit clans and closing them.
Male: Whos that idiot with the ginger beiber cut? Female: Oh, Thats P0ke N Die2 Male:Who Is he? Female: Just some idiot who opens and closes shit clans.
P0ke n Die2 by Purewarfare2 October 30, 2011
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woah, you know p0kelotsmot?!?!?
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A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
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