A correction deputy who is pretty clever. He works tons of double shifts. Dates a P.Y.T.
Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.
P.Y.T.- "Good morning Silver Fox Stud"
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!
|2.||Punch You In The Face|
Saint Louis punk band that makes fun of everyone while on stage, but mainly themselves.
Im going to go see PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE get wasted and play punk rock in Saint Louis.
I phrase commonly used by people attempting to make a town or city appear much cooler then it actually is. The "X" is simply replaced by the first letter in the name of the town or city to create a hip trending nickname.
WARNING: This nicknaming is commonly used by white trash, douche bags, and the under educated.
I was in "A"-town rollin by the square when I hollered at a couple townies to see if they wanted to slam some PBR.
a racial slur towards niggers
a combination of charcoal and darkie, use in place of...
negro, Smigger, Shitskin, nigger, jigaboo, niggaboo, Raisinhead, P.I.T(Perpetrator In Training.), Nitch, Nigress, Nigglet, Monkey, Meshky, Koolaid, Knuckle, Dragger, Justin Igger, Eight Ball, Coon, eggplant, Crispy, Cotton-Picker, Colored, coal train, Cheshire Cat, Chain Dragger, Camel Lips, Burr Head, Bumper Lips, Spook, spade, Blackie, Americoon, Africoon, Strange Fruit, Swamper, swinger, Porch Monkey.
when ever i watch COPS all i ever see is Charkies getting what they deserve
Pain tolerance levels i.e. Scale from 1-10 used by medical professionals when you enter a hospital. If your talking and you say a 10 your a douche bag!
1) You stubbed your toe. It's now broken.
2) You dropped yourself into a vat of luke warm milk at a college frat gig i.e. see lame
3) You tripped up the stairs!
4) You burnt your wrist pulling pizza's out of a oven.
5) Your girl/guy punched you for being a complete douche bag, fag hag, bitch that took your thunder/mate. TKO
6) loosing a loved one, getting sh*t faced and falling in a ditch, waking up with a broken foot and leg. or
Your boy/girlfriend dumped hot wax from a 5hr burning candle on your nipples and went way too far. This causes 2nd to 3rd deg., burns.
7) Third degree burns/or/Loosing a Loved one (This can manifest into non~conversion and numbness to limbs and throbbing head aches/body parts manly to the right side of the human body).
8) Body parts dis located in an explosion of war.
9) Being involved in a 10 car pile up, restricted by seat belts, driving @ 90+ on the interstate, i.e. see douche bag drivers.
10) Being dropped in a vat of visceral material for more than 10 sec.
ER attendant: Sir what would you say your PTL's are today?
Patient: Well my girl found out I was hooking up with this other broad and put tube steak in a meat grinder. She flipped out like Lorana on meth. So I'd say "a 10. BTW your a hot blond thang can I get yo' #?"
ER attendant: No, if you can take a digit and troll your bs, I rate you at a 7. Nurse, can you get Mr. Meat grinder in a room before he bleeds out on our floor.
God damn id valet you to the perfect parking spot ON MY FUCKING FACE !
I'd let you piomf all night and throw away the keys
C=( or c
K=K or l<
O=Ø or 0
S=$ or 5
T=7 or +
1.In L337,abbreviations are commonly used although they are not part of L337$p33k(These do not become symbols).
2.Any word ending in "ck" becomes "xxØr" in L337.
3.Certain words are also unique to L337 e.g.73(-)(the) and /\/\3(-)(my)Sentence in L337:
\/\/(-)3r3 1$ 73(-) |)ØØr???
Examples of additional notes:
2.73(-) $733/\/\ RØxxØrz.
3.73(-) dØØd Pwn3d /\/\3(-) Ph4(3.
k was mistaken they missed l< lolz sry i had to fix it (l337)