p'wned 

p'wned, also see owned.

To p'wn is to own someone although it has a more elevated level making the statement more harsh. This word came around after an accidental typo of the word 'owned' and has since embedded itself into our online language.

Hah, I totally p'wned that guy!
That was the best game ever, total p'wnage

p'wned by TheBaron October 3, 2005

p'wnd 

to be owned, to have the smack down place on you, most often occuring to noobs (newbs)

i just p'wnd you at halo

p'wnd by Al Downes November 5, 2008

p'wned 

Past tense of P'wn or pwn

pwn: to defeat your opponent the the degree of making them appear as an amateur or noob.

originated from the mistyping of "owned"

It is no longer enough for gamers to win against their opponents. It is now the goal of all to completely P'WN them!

::sneaks behind crate::
::pokes up head from behind crate::
::...gets stabbed from behind::
killer: "P'WNED!!"

p'wned by Lord_Spater April 30, 2006

p'wned 

Intentional or unintentional misspelling of the word "owned". It is used primarily as an exclaimation by those that bear witness to someone getting put down or abused to a degree that the victim is humiliated.

After being pushed in the pool fully clothed, Micktard began to pull herself up over the side as Rev yelled "P'WNED"!

p'wned by RhettX3 October 4, 2005

p'wned 

This word originated from when players beat the oozing puss out of other players so badly and tried to type "owned" too fast because their opponent's defeat was so effortless and crushing that their pinky's would hit the "p" key instead of the "o" key. The further instantiation of this gamer term may have to do with the nature of a gamer's attitude saying "my misspelling of this word befits your nooby loss."

"p'wned!"
"I p'wned your @ss!"
"I p'wned your nooby @ss!"

p'wned by sirtoad January 16, 2008

p'wn3 

to pone; to own someone; internet and daily lingo

I just p'wn3d that bitch.

p'wn3 by awesometown October 24, 2006

L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O. 

Laughing So Hard To The Point Where No Sound Comes Out.

jack: dude my mom just fell down both flights of stairs
jill: L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.!!!

L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O. by kayham March 6, 2011