Oxymoronic 

Having a desire for two opposite things.

"Sally wants to get married and have kids more than anything, but her biggest fear is commitment."

"Yeah, I know...she's so Oxymoronic!"

Oxymoronic by clovercd April 25, 2009

Oxymorning 

A morning when nothing seems to make sense, and everything seems to contradict everything else that's happening.

The start of the day was such an oxymorning... I went to work, to work on a play, not to play at work, but all the actors just wanted to piss around, yet the punters wanted to watch the play, and I just wanted to get the fuck out of there.

And no matter what I did it all just didn't make sense...

Oxymorning by Frightened_Rabbit August 14, 2009

oxymoronic 

adj.
of or having to do with an oxymoron

The concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic.

oxymoronic by MiKe EaTs FoOd March 21, 2005

oxymoronia 

noun: from the latin "oxy" "moronia" lit. "total state of douche-baggery"; a mental disorder in which the sufferer simultaneously holds two opposing view points on some particular issue; particularly if the two view points are mutually exclusive; often seen in circles of religious fanatics and fringe politicos.

Ex 1:

Person #1: "Did you hear about that 'pro-lifer' that busted into that family planning clinic and killed those doctors and nurses?"

Person #2: "Yeah, classic case of oxymoronia: pro-lifer on a killing spree."

Ex 2

John McCain going on an anti-MMA crusade because it's "too violent", and then a few short years later voting to go to war where tens of thousands are killed.

oxymoronia by The Opster January 31, 2010

Oxymoronic 

Mark Smedley's Attitude To Life

1) You're a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.

Oxymoronic by huatfibat June 14, 2012

oxymoronic 

two things or people that are so alike and yet different

Man, Vinh and Jami are so much alike and yet they're so different, that's oxymoronic.

oxymoronic by VinhX April 17, 2006

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE] 

Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.

Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE] by Lucifer_009 November 1, 2019