a dumb bleached blonde; any Paris Hilton look-alike wannabe; any girl who thinks she need as a boob job and blonde hair
She is thinking of bleaching her hair to look like Paris Hilton: what an oxymoron!
by alex777 August 10, 2007

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Two words in a sentence that contradict each other. Not necessarily opposites, however
Oxymoron examples

Talented Rapper
Holy Crap
AOL high-speed broadband
Holy War
Square Circle
United Arab Emirates
by JCJ August 27, 2006

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Two words that contradict themselves.
"Rap music" is not an oxymoron, you hatin' motherfuckers.
by PSP Squirrel #1 June 25, 2006

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A moron that is out of breath.
GAH DUURRR I CANT BREATH! *sigh*
by Praetoriani May 12, 2005

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see homophobe ...
Oh noes it's teh homos!!
by Oh I'm tho thcared May 07, 2005

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The best fucking punk rock band ever
I got the shit kicked out of me at the moshpit at the oxymoron show!
by kendall October 07, 2003

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A stupid idiot with zits.
That oxymoron didn't have to be able to play connect the dots on his face. The oxy pads were sitting right there!
by engtchr July 18, 2006

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