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Oxyboner 

An erection acquired during an Oxycodone high. You can keep it hard for hours. The downside is that you can't actually cum. Just like you can't piss, which is another side effect of it.

And yet another reason to stay away from it. It's expensive, has terrible withdrawal symptoms and your dick don't work anymore. Not for you, anyway, your girlfriend on the other hand will be happy with the results.
I got an oxyboner last night and and fucked my girlfriend like 5 times until she couldn't take anymore and fell asleep. For the next 3 hours I beat that shit off, I choked it like it owed me money, I slapped it around like uh...something that slaps shit. And I got no creamy goodness. Nada. Nothing. Zilche.
Oxyboner by Jackie Aprile Sr. August 26, 2012
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oxyboner 

in males the side effect of becoming extremely sexually aroused or horny due to the use of percocet or other drugs containing oxycodone. a male can keep an erection and go for hours on end with the right amount of percocet and the right stimulation
baby i have an oxyboner from that percocet i need you to help me take care of, here take these percocet so you can be percowet
oxyboner by so!id December 24, 2008

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026