millitary intellegence
canadian army
british honor
honor among thieves
living dead
jumbo shrimp
TOP 51 OXY MORONS
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51. Friendly Fire
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
And the Number one top OXY-Moron . . .
1. Microsoft Works
canadian army
british honor
honor among thieves
living dead
jumbo shrimp
TOP 51 OXY MORONS
_________________
51. Friendly Fire
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
And the Number one top OXY-Moron . . .
1. Microsoft Works
by shawn im so kool October 23, 2005
scarecrow, scarecrow, whats that u poppin
a powerful pill they call oxy cotton
yea its so tight, it got u draggin
havent u heard big things come in small packages
a powerful pill they call oxy cotton
yea its so tight, it got u draggin
havent u heard big things come in small packages
by gh0stk1d August 1, 2006
by kibk8al August 25, 2006
by pimpinyagirl December 16, 2004
someone, usually a girl, who uses peroxide to bleach/lighten her hair to a lighter blonde, sometimes an ash, grey, or white blonde.
the girl in the pink bikini was a gorgeous oxy blonde...but you could see the roots where her real hair color came out - why didn't she fix that!?
by leigha <3 March 15, 2011
by darkstrEam January 30, 2004
That's the first time that never happened again!
My friend walks into the room and makes a statement about something completely obvious. I respond with total excitement.. "I know that's the first time that never happened again!" After a few seconds of thought, he looks at me and just shakes his head saying you are such an Oxy-Moron.
by Tom Stillin March 15, 2019