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Oxford University

Not Cambridge University. Often used as an insult because Oxford sucks. Tends to be full of people best described as 'genital warts on the scrotum of life'
Eg, "That is so Oxford University", referring to something inherently crap.

mr harris of the oxford university 

what a lad
mr harris of the oxford university is a legend

Oxford Brookes University 

Oxford Brookes University. formerly Oxford Polytechnic. Main campus located in Gipsy Lane, Headington. Very multi-cultural. Many rah's especially in Cheney Student Village- everywhere else is normal. Higher employability compared to "Proper Oxford" aka Oxford University. Colours are white, blue, and maroon.
Oxford Brookes University may not have the prestige, but we get the Jobs!

University of Oxford 

Best and most prestigious university in the world. Where the rebels from Cambridge came from when they started a failed version of it. Also the real life Hogwarts.
I wish I could go to the University of Oxford, it's the best in the world!
University of Oxford by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

University of Oxford 

I wonder why the University of Oxford has had no Nobel Prize winner in the past quarter century.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026