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A deep sleep brought on by an exceedingly boring grammar lesson.
Shortly after Mrs. Harrison launched into a spirited soliloquy about present participles, I slipped into an oxford coma that lasted until the lunch bell.
by former TRU employee October 06, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When you drink a liter of vodka before you say the word "and."
I totally went into an Oxford coma at that party last night.
by Idontposthere July 11, 2016
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He's warmer than you think.

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