Oxalis 

Unkillable, immortal, awesome. The hardest son of a bitch you'll ever go up against in any video game that involves PvP.

"DUDE, did you see Oxalis on *insert game* last night? He had like 15 fucking people on him and he wouldn't die!"

Oxalis by SaferX February 20, 2009

Opalmeal 

An oatmeal made by Opal Crankshaft. It is made of oats, corn, and several other grains mixed with fresh violet flowers. It is often served warm, with violet infused milk poured on top. Its delicious at any time, but is mostly eaten for breakfast or supper. So if you're looking for something quick and easy to eat for dinner, try some Opalmeal - it will make an Opal out of you!

Opal: Hey Nelson, I got something good for you tonight! I'm made us some Opalmeal.

Nelson: Opalmeal? What in the world is that? You crazy grandma.

Opal: Oooh, its heaven, sweetie! Just wait till you taste it! Oats and corn and all sorts of other grains, mixed with fresh violets. Here, you want some?

Hec: Opalmeal? Boy do I need some of that! I've been Dragon Walking all day. All that has made me hungry.

Opal: Here, try this. Its sweet. Tons of delicious!

Hec: (he eats some) Wow! That's creamy and sweet. I think everyone should eat this. Hey Nelson, you want some?

Nelson: (he tastes his) You know, she's right! This IS delicious! This isn't just any old oatmeal; this is Dragon food!

Hec: (laughing) You got that right! Never underestimate the power of Opalmeal! Good for humans and dragons, too. (starts Dragon Walking again)

Opalmeal by Dusty's Baby Powder October 4, 2011

Opalmercial 

An infomercial starring Opal Crankshaft. It is most often for exercise equipment but also for cooking or other "granny" products. The word is a mix of infomercial and Opal. Opal can often be seen skipping up and down on the set praising the products. Her grandson, Nelson, loves to watch Opalmercials. So, if you're looking for something to do at 4:30 am (PDT), click on the PIN Network for an Opalmercial - they are cute!

Opal: Hey Nelson, there's an Opalmercial on the TV. Wanna watch it?

Nelson: Sure! But we'll probably have to skip it. Its not that good.

Opal: Skip it? Of course we can skip it. Watch this! (she starts skipping down the hall with the remote in her hand)

Earl: What are you watching? Is that an Opalmercial? That's pretty cool. You love these, don't you?

Nelson: Yes. I love Opalmercials. Especially because they've got Gramma in them.

Earl: Well, what's she selling? Thunderbrushes? I bet its Thunderbrush.

Opal: I heard that! (she skips back down the hall to Earl) Aren't Opalmercials cute? Now, brush me fifty! (she winks at Nelson and they start skipping around the room) Opalmercials rock!

Opalmercial by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2011

Obalming 

A process of mass hypnosis whereby the general public is mentally mesmerized through the soft repetition of the words "change" and "hope". Victims of this manifestation become zombie-like non-thinking beings, all of whom gape and stare just as if they have been embalmed.

"You should have seen coming out of the voting booths, walking like Frankenstein and staring straight ahead -- clearly, some heavy-duty obalming has transformed them all from their normal, thinking selves."

Obalming by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008

Oxalacious 

Ox-a-lay-shis

An Adjective that describes something which someone finds appealing.

Ex. "Man, that was so oxalacious!"

Oxalacious by Ryan Badour September 24, 2008

Oxama 

A really sexy guy that knows how to please the opposite gender and has a very large dick.

that guy is such an Oxama.

Oxama by oxaraf March 12, 2013

OBALMAO

On Bed And Laughing My ASS OUT. Rhymes with OBAMAO, actually seeks inspiration from the term.

I was OBALMAO watching BUSH video.

OBALMAO by junksortie December 27, 2009