Ocala 

A place people move to for their dreams to die

Me at 11: Yay! We're moving to Florida!
Me at 16: Why the fuck did I move to Ocala...

Ocala by OcalaSucks September 15, 2016

Oxlade 

The type of Knacking that involves the male positioning like spider man to knack vigorously, and using his saliva as lube.

Babe, can i oxlade you tonight

Oxlade by Oga Wisdom February 8, 2022

ocala nuts 

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.

"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"

ocala nuts by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014

Ocala 

A city in Florida where if you aren’t a horse you are the minority .

You: do you know the nearest market in Ocala ?
Ocala native : NEIGHHHH

Ocala by Jxson06 July 4, 2019

Opalance 

A mispronunciation of the word Opulence by Rupauls Drag Race Season 11 contestant, Mercedes Iman Diamond during the first of the seasons acting challenges

“Opalance! You Earn Everything!”

“Opulence, You OWN Everything”

Opalance by Dragqueen113 July 2, 2019

ocala 

boy oh boy what a place it is. a lot of little trumpers if you wanna get all political. not much to do. there's a couple stores and also a river but you have to be real dedicated to go on it. it has monkeys if that helps. no you cannot touch the monkeys. they'll touch you first.

moron: hey look we're in ocala!

very smart person: how fast can we leave

ocala by beaversbeaversbeavers May 24, 2020

Opalax 

A mix of the words 'relax' and 'Opal'. Used for when Opal Crankshaft relaxes on the couch when she's stressed out or seems sick. She once told her grandson, Nelson, she was our of sorts, but he didn't know what she meant.

Opal: I'm all out of sorts today. This is crazy. I think it's time to Opalax.

Myrtle: What do you mean? Opalax? Now, I know about relaxing. I used to be a massage therapist, you know?

Opal: It's a mix of the words 'relax' with my name. I use it when I stretch out on the couch. You know how us old women are!

Myrtle: That's wild. I never heard of it before. In Aiwa Beach, Hawaii where I'm from we never even think of Opalaxing. We do pineapple massage down there.

Opal: (shocked) Pineapple massage? Myrtle, what are you talking about?

Myrtle: Come on, sweetheart. Just try it. It'll relax you more than you ever thought. (takes crushed pineapple and starts rubbing it on Opal)

Opal: Oh yeah, this is creamy. I'm all Opalaxed now!

Opalax by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011