onesome 

masturbation; sex with yourself

I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!

onesome by burntham September 5, 2003

onesome 

The act of wordmasturbation/word

I'm going to go have myself a onesome

onesome by Etan September 5, 2003

owesome 

The surname of the greatest customer name ever used in a software demo... "Bernard Owesome". The word has since come to signify anything that is an order of magnitude greater than just simply "awesome".

Can you believe how owesome this cheeseburger is?

owesome by Johnny McGeeve May 2, 2008

onesome 

masturbation

Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.

onesome by chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

onesome 

Jerking off.

"Tommy Lee, go fuck yourself, how dare! There should be a special ring of hell for any man with the audacity to be bored of threesomes. I just want to slap him, 'Hey Tommy, why don't you try a couple of years of onesomes and then we'll talk chat on how boring threesomes are.'" -Christian Finnegan

onesome by jonathanhi5 March 12, 2017

onesome 

a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.

downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.

bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?

onesome by braaphead November 3, 2006

owesome 

For children, this is an adjective used to describe the child for making a good grade in school. On a report card, if they received an "O" for Outstanding, rather than an "A", they are described as 'owesome'.

As a more mature word, this adjective is used to describe something so awesome, it makes you want to "oh!" (orgasm).

"Wow, Johnny got an 'A' for 'awesome', and his little sister got an 'O' for.... 'owesome'."

"Oh my God, Tomas was so owesome last night..."

"Wow, look at her owesome body!"

owesome by caniserre August 7, 2009