ownage

Someone who "thinks there Elite or 1337" but get there vids deleted because they think there better than everyone and can overrule who they want. Obviously they dont listen to their friends who advise them not to and they still do it. Its unbelievable that these people continue to think there better than everyone and everything such as Youtube.

Dex: Im going to put up a vid of my friend's reaction of him watching a horse dick!

Christian: I dont think you should do that...

*Youtube deletes video*

Christian: OWNAGE!

by Chris Chaplin September 22, 2008

Ownage

When you see something of someone elses (ie photo or picture), you can call ownage, letting you "own" it...technically.

Person 1: *Uploads new photo on MySpace*
Person 2: Nice, I call ownage =D

etc, etc...

by TheBryan October 4, 2008

ownage

if you have been owned it means you had your ass kicked at something. you say ownage if someone or something gets derstroyed, shredded or basically totalled. ownage is mayhem on a larger scale.

you'll get owned
if a car crashed someone could say ownage

by Super Froob October 13, 2006

Ownage

Definition: To be owned

Background: The ownage squad www.riceo.co.uk

You got owned
Lets own him
ownage

by Robert Derry October 25, 2004

Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.

John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.

by ShepDaddy April 20, 2006

Ownage Scale

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)

Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)

by vipers June 13, 2008

ownage time

1. An establishing of dominance over a situation at a predetermined time.
2. A situation in which ownage is occuring.

1. "If she comes back up here talking shit, it's ownage time"
2. Guy 1: "That guy is chugging two beers and smoking a cigarette at the same time!"
Guy 2: "That's ownage time!"

by ownage time August 10, 2006