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out-dick 

To out-dick means that someone has made a more mean comment than everyone else on some issue. It's a competition, especially in joking or insulting conversation, to be the bigger asshole of the conversation. It should be used as a verb.

Out-dick; out-dicked; out-dicking are some various forms of the word.
Rob out-dicked Mike with his comment about Mike's mother.
out-dick by creator2010 April 24, 2010
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inside out dick 

When you're too overweight, that your dick is inside of your body due to body mass (cuz u fat af)
Yo, my nigga john, yo bitch said you got an inside out dick.

John: bro fuck that hoe, i aint that fat...

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker
I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

Dick-out basketball 

To goof off and not take something seriously.
The floor manager scolded her employees "Get back to work! This aint no dick-out basketball! We have deadlines to meet!" when she caught them goofing off by the water cooler.
Dick-out basketball by sad_sad January 7, 2019

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world 

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.
Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!

dick out hole 

in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.
yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.
dick out hole by dick January 11, 2004

dick out for harambe

It is a responsibility for us, human beings, to pay respect to our fallen hero harambe, you simply take your dick out as a sign of loyalty and to raise self awareness of all the marvelous things harambe did for us while he was on this planet.
Ben dover: yo, dude why you got your dick out, you don't want to rape me I got diahrrea.

Mike respect Johnson: hahaha, no, no, I am just paying tribute to harambe.

Cop: hey sir, you can't expose your dick out here during this a hillary campaign rally.

Corny McHorny: yes I can, the third admendment of the constitution says I have the freedom to hashtag dicks out for harambe.
Hillary clinton: Let him take his dick out for harambe, as a matter of fact, let me get mine out.
Everybody: O_o WTF now we know who got the pants in the hillary/bill relationship.
dick out for harambe by AJ Nicko August 28, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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