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The famous magician Harry Houdini's little known of older brother, said to have dissapeared mysteriously. Whenever some one seems to have just dissapeared and you dont know where they are, they are said to have "pulled an Oswald"
Tim was here just a second ago, but he seems to have pulled an Oswald.
by oswald the ninja July 22, 2004
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Cumming so hard you blow the back of the chick's head off. Like the Kennedy assassination.
I gave this little slore an Oswald last night.
by Chad A. February 25, 2003
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Someone who repeatedly hits with head shots in computer games.
Man....that guy was a total Oswald. He was camped and nailing everybody in the head. I felt just like Kennedy.
by Dick Fitzwell September 25, 2004
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A fabby fab famalam who live in sheep land, Shropshire!
Shropshire is their shared kingdom with the Wauchope famalam!
The Oswald famalam sent all their bare safe kids to Stowe cuz they cool like that!
So yeah..a pretty awesome famalam
Dangg, I wish I was an Oswald
by izzy oswald October 24, 2011
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Ew man, someone left such an oswald in the toilet last night, I couldn't get to sleep!
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