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5 stringer 

when a man blows his load and there are 5 strong pulses (strings) of semen that come out.
dude, i had a massive load last night. i'm talking 5 stringer.

stringer 

A term for a birdwatcher who regularly fabricates sightings of (usually rare) birds, or purposefully misidentifies common species as rare ones (often for attention).
do you think steve really saw that white gyrfalcon?
No, we all know Steve is a stringer.
stringer by Hepatic tanager August 20, 2020

Jordan Stringer 

One of Canada's top emerging music Producers and Audio Engineers. Also a highly skilled Multi-instrumentalist. Resides on Vancouver Island BC. and founded Cabin Fever Studios. Born in North York Ontario, and grew up in Bancroft Ontario, slowly heading Westward over the years. Has a natural ear for music and rhythm since childhood, and is claimed to be a musical prodigy by his peers.
Whenever i hear a great album that i can't put down, by a BC artist, I assume that it was Produced or mixed by Jordan Stringer.
Jordan Stringer by Frank Chant February 6, 2010

Oettinger 

A German import beer available in Australia, notable for its outrageously cheap price and high alcoholic content.
Student: "Dude, Oettinger is great!"

Anyone else: "This shit is awful"
Oettinger by alfonso_c April 21, 2010

Stringer speed 

The point at which an orchestra or any on ensemble of instruments cannot play the music any faster, then speed it up more
We already couldn't play the piece but at stringer speed we somehow didn't fall apart
Stringer speed by Piersontheraven January 7, 2017

Ostrander 

Village in Central Ohio platted in 1852 and became incorporated in Delaware County in 1876. 2007 census shows population at 542.

Geographically described as "..between Marysville and Delaware."

Hometown of Professional Golfer, Ben Curtis.
You're from Ostrander? Where the %$#@*& is Ostrander??

It's between Marysville and Delaware.
Ostrander by 2Whyte February 26, 2009