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Osteopathy

the only practice in the health industry that actually wants to and does make you better
Michael studied osteopathy cause he gives a shit
Osteopathy by suetrolldogg69 January 14, 2017

Octopath 

Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.

Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.

Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.

Judgement and social conscience: NONE.
An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.

Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.
Octopath by nadya_who December 2, 2009

osteobation

The act of performing osteopathic manipulation on oneself in a repetative manner.

Also, verb, osteobate - to perform osteobation.
Did you hear all those cracks ? That must have been a good osteobation session.
osteobation by osteohater March 27, 2009

Osteopathy

There are two sides to Osteopathy.

Utilitarian speaking, osteopathy generally falls along the same lines as chiropractic, physiotherapy, massage therapy and maybe acupuncture. In the end, all of these practices aim to "fix" your body through some sort of coordinated physical manipulation of your muscles and bones; a strategic massage so to speak. And it obviously works because you can feel it. There are other nuances here and there, but generally you can't go wrong with either one.

Where osteopathy differs is in its ideological beliefs. It started out under the belief that manipulating the Fascia—a thin layer of muscle that links every part of the body with every other part—can relieve muscle pain and muscle tension inside the body. Remember, this is entirely ideologically-based; there is no actual proof.

Osteopathy (back in the 20th century) was initially more of a pseudoscience than anything, but now it's become a standardized evidenced-based practice (EBP). Truthfully, there is currently little scientific evidence to support osteopathy along with chiropractic. This is not to say that osteopathy is fake, because it obviously works wonders on our bodies. Perhaps further research and technological breakthroughs are needed to understand the true science behind it.
This is my detailed and exhaustive definition of Osteopathy.

Osteopathy

A medical practice that is based on the theory that diseases are due to the loss of stuctural - bones and muscles - support.
Patient: Doctor, I think I have testicular cancer!
Doctor of Osteopathy: Yes, sadly, that is correct; drink plenty of milk!
Patient: ...
Osteopathy by Danny TC August 30, 2006

Osteopathy

A disorder that falls under the common path
She could never have osteopathy
Osteopathy by 459395 April 21, 2022