ostensible 

appearing as such but not necessarily so

the second horse was the ostensible winner

pouser

ostensible by jairo arroyo September 20, 2007

ostensibly 

Outwardly, Supposedly. The most likely assumption

The ostensibly heterosexual man keeps threatening to shove things up his co-workers asses. The No Child Left Behind Act is ostensibly for improving education.

ostensibly by Jimmer September 3, 2004

ostensible layer 

an unfortunate and rather concrete layer of reality created as a coincidental byproduct of ambiguity in communication through an inadequately defined, poorly understood, and intentionally abused sub/urban vernacular.

on the ostensible layer, me & that ho are not together; however we still live together, have sex, and are engaged to be married next june.

ostensible layer by ms. communication October 17, 2008

Stension

Sexual tension that is almost unbearable.

'Oh my god ! Did you see that look Alex just gave her ? You could cut the stension with a knife !'

Stension by Holden McCrotch August 24, 2008

ostensible 

Some fake ass BS that a poseur fronts to pass themself off as more than just a tosser.

ostensible by Anonymous October 29, 2003

offension 

The noun form of being offended. When someone is offended by something you can describe their "Offension"

"WHAT YOU'RE SO MEAN"
"wow did you notice that crazy level of offension"

T"You're just like Geoff"
N"Ouch, No I'm not"
G"Wow I'm offended by you're offension"

offension by G-Shawty October 3, 2007

Ostensilunchable 

When a person brings in a lunch box that would outwardly appear to contain healthy, wholesome foods, but in turn is just a giant bag of 7-11 store finds. This is usually done by a person who claims to be eating what would otherwise be considered healthy foods, but in fact are eating a meal every hour that is comprised of sodium laden, carbohydrate engorged, fat drenched garbage they purchased at a convenience store. During the consumption of these horribly planned meals, the person normally sounds like a pug eating a can of Alpo. You may even think that they are choking, but that is not the case. They are merely trying to obtain oxygen around the hot pocket between their lips. This is all done with a disturbing look of euphoria on the consumer's face.

This lady brought his lunch bag in today. It had the name of a local health food store on it and I was impressed until I realized the bag was an ostensilunchable. It was filled with pop tarts, energy drinks, candy bars, and other garbage.

Ostensilunchable by Fuqtoo February 2, 2023