| 1. | cleverhans | ||
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the best band ever. from new brunswick, nj. (rutgers based) "hey wanna go see ch this weekend?"
"ch?" "cleverhans" "oh. hell yeah!" |
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| 2. | jetta; so jetta | ||
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1) good
2) bad Amy: I cannot believe he said that to you! That's so jetta!
Brittany: Oh my gosh - those shoes are sooo jetta! |
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| 3. | Sam Houston State University | ||
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1.Where people who didn't get into REAL schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.
2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life. I got a 1310 on my SAT and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in Texas, but I hate myself and wish to piss my life away, so instead I'll go to Sam.
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| 4. | gibungus | ||
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It's larger than humongous and bigger than ginormous, smaller than infinity. A word that will stand the test of time. (Patent pending.) That zephyr is gibungus!
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| 5. | Joel Osteen | ||
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A famous and powerful preacher in Houston Texas. He is also known as the smiling preacher. He has received some criticism from other preachers that only want to tell you that you're going to hell and from people that get mad that a preacher is making money. He has also been accussed of not preaching from the Bible however, there hasn't been a single cermon he has done that he has not used or changed any scriptures. He has been respondsible for attracting millions of people to the Christian faith. In addition, at of 2009 he has the largest church in the United States. He has been noted on teaching people not only prosperity through God but also how to help people, tolerate people, stay faithful, and stride for your goals through God. He has also stated that prosperity is not always money but health, or just having a good job. He continues to touch millions of hearts and lives.
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