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11.
OSS
Obligatory Sex Scene -- the sex scene that Hollywood feels is almost de rigueur in any leftish non-G movie
The scene in "When Harry Met Sally" where Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in a restaurant is only a borderline OSS.

Punchline: "I'll have what she's having."
by prolefeed March 02, 2012
 
1.
oss
1. Posterior, buttocks, ass

(An intentional or unintentional mispronunciation of "ass." Derived from a slackish or lazy way of saying "ass," in which the "a" sound is more difficult than the easier-to-articulate long "o" sound.
Often misunderstood as a German pronunciation of "ass," due to the long "o" rather than "a" sound.
Often confused with the acronym OSS, Official of Strategic Services.
Believed to have been orginated in northeastern Nebraska by a number of smalltown youths indulgin in alcohol.)
You best watch you'self or I'm gonna kick your oss.
by P'tainz June 28, 2011
 
2.
OSS
The GIMP is a fine example of OSS.
by KFM November 26, 2004
 
3.
oss
Out of School Suspension
shit..i got 4 days oss
by dopey20_3 March 15, 2006
 
4.
OSS
Or some shit
So then he was telling me that I'M a slut oss!
by effyoubiatchesssss December 05, 2010
 
5.
OSS
Oh Shit Scenario. When someone runs into an unfavourable scenario that is difficult or complicated to resolve.
Speaker 1: Uggh! I lost all the files for my presentation in two minutes, I don't know what to do!
Speaker 2: Sounds like you've run into an OSS.

Speaker 1: After failing to pay his debts for the last three years, the bank has him in a bit of an OSS.
by Rogue Bandit March 31, 2011
 
6.
oss
(Abbrev.) the Office of Strategic Services (OSS)was a United States intelligence agency formed during World War II but it was chanced by CIA
i'll be in a misson the next monday it is secret 'cause im fron oss and nobody most know !!! oh shit i forgot it doesn't exist anymore damm i gotta stop smoking
by sniper-j April 26, 2007
 
7.
OSS
Oh So Sexy....
Yo!!! I was in Tabu last night and that cougar was OSS.... she put my girl to shame.
by Brown Drizzle June 22, 2009