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A small town located near the very north central part of Iowa.

While it has nice locations and areas to live in, many of the people can be complete asshats to one another. The amount of idiots and pretentious fucktards here is quite high.

About 75% of the people are alcoholics and even the underage ones are probably are ready to become ones. the other 25% are probably on meth or chew.

Looking for a good high school too? Don't come here. While there's no physical bullying involved, there's still a fuckload of drama.

And like many schools, and even more so here, don't even think about being different or not conforming. People will alienate you and treat you like shit. The teachers are oblivious to all of this happening too.

There's also like no ethnic diversity too.. so much that our county was named the whitest one in the nation.

Nice.
parker: hey, where you from, man?
bob: osage..
parker: hahaha, that sucks. How's hell doing?
Osage by LuminescentPear February 18, 2011

OSAGEBALLER927 

The Mightiest God this world has ever known. Most known for his famous tag-line of "how do u do the magnum guardian glitch?"
From a loyal follower "Please don't cast judgement on the nonbelivers. They know not what they do, great OSAGEBALLER927. I pray your forgiveness."
OSAGEBALLER927 by Keaver December 14, 2008

917 Osage 

The abode of condemned souls and devils in some religions; the place of eternal rewards for the college student after midnight, presided over by T-Storm.

Also known to host the infamous, Lebostock.
Dude, did you go to Lebostock in '06? It was at 917 Osage.

Fuck it, I'm going to 917 Osage.
917 Osage by Websters Dictionary 2006 September 12, 2006

Osage Sunset

When a person eats hot sauce and give another person a rim job.
Mary hasn't been able to sit down for 2 days after I gave her an Osage Sunset
Osage Sunset by Blazin Names September 16, 2019

Osage principal 

The act of being a middle school principal drunk driving in a 2001 jeep Cherokee SUV with 190 HP 4.0L 6-cylinder engine.
Definition: I were at the bar and my friend wanted to do the Osage principal
Osage principal by Xxxjmarleyxxx February 21, 2023
A tribe that was once a part of the greater northern indian nations, but became disillusioned with ice cream and all things squishy. They are the lost children of the awesome Northern tribes.

to be osage, is to claim Hominy is the center of the world, were in fact....it is a mere dust pie along the upper regions of oklahoma.
yeah....must be osage
osage by goldgrill July 20, 2010