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A group of islands at the top of Scotland that nobody knows where it is
: im flying up to Orkney
: where?
Orkney by Orkney-Enzo July 11, 2021
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Group of islands in the north of Scotland like Shetland, only not as good.

Also famous for Satanic abuse allegations, monkey farmer love triangles that culminate in murder and a body in a shallow grave in some sand dunes, proper mental neo-fascists who shoot waiters in curry houses, and their dads in the local police who try to cover things up for them.

Which just goes to show that truth is always stranger than fiction.
I wanted to go to Shetland on holiday this year, but couldn't afford the flights to get there. I went to Orkney instead, and it was crap. I was satanically abused by a white supremacist, ended up shot until I was completely dead, I was buried on a beach, and the whole thing was covered up by the local fuzz. I shan't be going there again, and I've said some pretty stern stuff about it all on Trip Advisor.
Orkney by A total Kent January 3, 2011
A word meaning heartless, sadistic, or cruel. Can also refer to an act that is inspired by these characteristics. Originating from the basic conduct of the average orc, a fantasy race most prevalent in the writings of J.R.R. Tolkien.
~"I think you just killed my hampster!"
-"Dude, that's orkie!"
orkie by JackTheEVAP September 19, 2005
A nickname for the name "Oriyah" or "Oriya".
Hi Orkie!
Orkie by Oriyah October 27, 2008

Oranienburg 

One of Hitler's first concentration camps; not mentioned as much as other famous ones ex - Dachau
Oranienburg was where Frank and his parents were forced to live during the great war.
Oranienburg by Kelsey Paige April 10, 2007
Derived from surgical procedure “orchiectomy” or removal of testicles, this is a name given to a male who puts an undeserving woman well above status so she may proceed to stomp over his dignity and self-worth. Synonym: Simp.
My fucking car broke down again on the way back home from Derek’s last night. Fuck no I didn’t ask Derek! Edward came and picked me up and then paid to have my car towed. Yeah He knows about Derek, he doesn’t care…he says he hopes we can still go on a first date someday if things don’t work out…it’s awesome! he’s such an Orkie!
Orkie by Urb Snake March 17, 2023