Top Definition
Somebody that puts off something that needs to be done with an excuse that is obvious.
Jack - Dude I totally didn't do my homework last night.
John - It is due tomorrow dude.
Jack - Yeah, I had to take my girldfriend's grandpa's friend's cousin's step-sister's dog for a walk. It took at least 3 hours, so I didn't have time. I'll do it when I have a chance.
John - Haha, dude that is so an originasticate.
Jack - Shut the hell up. It happened. Douche.
by Jackelope January 13, 2007

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