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the biggest chika fan and azure hater usually can be found lounging in the student's council
okita oracle is psychologically harassing azure again
okita oracle by lighgt October 27, 2022

Baltimore Orioles 

An underrated team with a (currently) good manager, great bullpen, and asshole owner. Nonetheless, the pride of Baltimore and about half the DC population, (the other half being those who traded allegiance to the Nationals).

Referred to as the O's, the Birds, etc. The only team in the MLB to have only an animal, not a letter, on its caps.

The reason all of Maryland sings the "O!" in the Star-Spangled Banner.

Home team of some of the best retired players in baseball, such as Robinson and Ripken.

Currently in a rebuilding rut, the Orioles are improving rapidly. Die-hard fans hang on, and wait for the (hopefully soon) year when the O's prove how awesome they are and win the pennant.

Mortal enemies of the Yankees.

Also, Camden Yards is probably the prettiest ballpark on the East Coast.
One of the only good things about Baltimore is the Baltimore Orioles
Baltimore Orioles by SoCal11 June 26, 2008

The Oracle Club 

A group of semi professionals, who identify as non binary. They are interested in investing and male bonding. The ultimate goal is to attain the title of "Beta Male Cuck". Once the title is achieved they may find a woman and engage in missionary style intercourse. Anything more than missionary and they will lose the title and be labelled a Degenerate.
I can't wait to join The Oracle Club so I can cuck so fuckin hard!
The Oracle Club by Thenewagecrewb December 8, 2018
A software company known for their database system with the same name. Also known as One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
Oracle trashed my tables.
Oracle by Major Midnight March 5, 2012
A word that when said, it means something good. It is usually used as a noun or a verb, but can be used in a any tense or form. Words that are similar and usually mean the same thing (and are fun to say) are Corky, Dorky, Orscle my Dorscle, and others. It can be used when you are ordering someone to do something, in that case, it is usually used as Orscle my Dorscle.
"Hey, Cory, Orscle my dorscle, and lock it up in a can!"

"Orscle! I just got with the hottest hotty chick in school, Suzy Whippenheimer!'
Orscle by qwertyliciousinmydecious February 22, 2012

The Oracle 

A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.

The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.
person a: 'When did George W. Bush get busted for cocaine possession?'

person b: 'I don't know - let's ask The Oracle!'