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Classic music originated specifically from the late 60's to the early 80's. Has the greatest sound liked by all ages and all colors. The most used music that the latest hip hop artists use for sampling. This music gives you a sense of feeling great and relaxed and loved every time you listen.
"When I need to be put in the mood with my lady the only thing i put on is Oldies". The Miracles- "Ooo Baby Baby", Heart Wave- "Always And Forever", The Delfonics- "I dont want to make you wait". Just some of the few great songs.
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Secret Gay Orgies 

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.
Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.
Secret Gay Orgies by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009

Split the Oldies 

When some establishment/person/company/entity has taken an object and made it inaccessible or removed it from public or personal consumption, they are said to have "split the oldies" on that object.
After using Facebook for a year, Phil split the oldies on MySpace.
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As a New Year's resolution, Liz split the oldies on her coffee addiction.
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Realizing that he really wanted to work with math, Suraj split the oldies on his English major.
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Nate split the oldies on his iPod mini when he got an iPod touch for Christmas.
Split the Oldies by 37years March 8, 2011

Sweating to the Oldies

Also see Richard Simmons

Exercise videos with a lot of blinding sequins and obese people jumping around, getting down with the oldies music.

Often induces said individual watching the video to have an intense urge to poke out his or her eyeballs.
DUDE I am totally going to laugh and cry after seeing Sweating to the Oldies!
An Ordie is an USMC Aviation Ordnanceman is considered by many to be the heart and soul of the Marine Aviation Community. Without Ordie's there would be absolutely no reason for an Air Wing. Known for thier manlieness and ego's because they know they actually have a job that matters and that when they get paid they dont waste the goverments money like Airframers, Avi, Powerline, and especially Supply. Ordie's are known for Donkey Punching Avi's girlfriends after a sexual conquest and taking Supply's mothers out for a Cleveland Steamer when they come down for a visit.
That damn Ordie donkey punched my girlfriend and then took a shit on my mom's chest but damn are they fucking epic.
Ordie by I.Y.A.O.Y.A.S May 13, 2011
The oldies is an Aussie term for ur parents which is generally used by youth, either for their own parents or their mates.
Dirk: Ahh cunt u coming down to the beach for a quick scoob?
Nolzie: Yeah nah mate I’ve gotta get back home aye, the oldies are havin a barbie tonight.
Oldies by Tatianarostock October 6, 2019