chair'orrist 

A chair'orrist is that extremely obnoxious person who sits in someone else's chair and changes all their settings, and of course, never resets them. A chair'orrist is proven to be lazy, as the most they want to do is lean as far back in the chair as possible and move every adjustable chair part until they are comfortable enough to fall asleep...which they also constantly do. A chair'orrist is usually bored, having nothing better to do than sit and fiddle with every handle, lever, and arm rest (they are also so bored that they constantly tape their foreheads and then scrape their teeth with paperclips!). An extreme chairorist is one who works evenings, has horrible body odor and attacks unsuspecting chairholders!

Chairholder 1: WTF? Someone has changed all the settings on my chair!
Chairholder 2: Oh shit...the chair'orrist has been at it again!
Chairholder 2: No shit, I've been chair'orrized!

chair'orrist by Marykatherine Veras April 17, 2013

orchistrochromatic

Characterized by a vibrant and harmonious array of colors, reminiscent of the diverse and visually stunning spectrum found in orchids, with an added connotation of fluidity or dynamic variation.

Example sentence: The artist carefully selected an orchistrochromatic palette, infusing the painting with a mesmerizing blend of hues that subtly shifted and evolved, much like the petals of an orchid in different lighting conditions.

orchistrochromatic by akromaniacly December 24, 2023

tare-orrist 

A bean-counting "supervisor from Hell" who obsessively reminds his warehouse/store staff about "zeroing the scales" prior to weighing dry goofs.

Health-foods store employee: My boss frequently reminds me about resetting the electronic scale's digital counter every few hours, but I don't really view him as a tare-orrist... I know he means well (i.e., he cares enough about his customers to ensure that they get the full amount of product that they paid for, as well as not wanting to lose money himself by over-measuring), plus I also tend to be forgetful, and so his repeated refreshing of the idea in my mind enables me to make fewer dispensing mistakes.

tare-orrist by QuacksO December 15, 2019