Orchard Breath

The aroma of vomit on one's breath after spewing, notably in an orchard.

"Man, I'm about to go gippin' in the pippins - I'll have orchard breath later"

by Ian's Arrow October 30, 2008

the Gapple Orchard

the magical place where corvette owners go when they think they can beat my shitbox hatchback with 250k on the odometer on an empty stretch of highway

dude 1: some old white dude paralleled me on the highway, and looked me dead in the eyes
dude 2: what did you do?
dude 1: let’s just say he’s spending some time in the Gapple Orchard right now

by ed-G April 29, 2019

orchard rhino

When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.

Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.

by orangeglazeelf1234 December 10, 2015

orchard rhino

An orchard rhino is an idiot who is totally out of place and generally retarded.

This kid is trying to find soup at a hardware store. What an orchard rhino!

by buttermybuttandcallmeabiscuit December 23, 2015

Orchard Ave

a street in carson

guy: what street do you live on?

girl: on orchard ave.

by cWm100 July 15, 2009

freya orchard-skey

An idiot with problems.

Hello, my name is Freya Orchard-Skey please help me.

by Freya Orchard-Skey November 19, 2018