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when a girl bops your balony, or bashs your bishop
she gave me the best oral sex ever last night.
by murray hincledorf May 28, 2003
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Oral sex has to do with disgusting sucking, touching and licking of partner's penis and vagina. This is very sickening to watch and can give disease such a AIDs or HIV. Licking or extracting "Cum" into one's mouth may cause bacterial infection and sometimes sex related death. I'm not lying here people. Go online, ask your parents, ask around, IT CAN GIVE YOU AIDs! Not to be on the neg. side for gays, but have you ever thought about why people think of disease and (AIDs) when they think of homosexuality? The way you do things is pleasurable but can bring harm as well. Just think abou it. BE careful.
Ryan:"Yesterday, I had hot oral sex with Jason. We sucked eacother's penises real good".
Tim: "That's some nasty ass shit. You can get diease asshole!"
Ryan: *silence* "I can"?
Tiff: I just pussy fucked Cheyenne".
Kimmi: "Uh, you might get a diease- you know"?
Tiff: *panicked* "OMG! I didn't knoew!" runs off crying.
by gottacare1 December 22, 2008
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The most boring form of sex.
Highly overrated.
A poor substitute for fucking.
1.It's a mystery why anyone likes to perform oral sex. It's boring and there are no sex nerves in your mouth.

2.Jack eschewed oral sex in favor of the Real Deal- some hardcore banging.

3.James still felt unsatisfied after getting oral sex from his best bud Jim. "What a waste of time!" he said. I should have masturbated with a wet rag instead. Unsatisfied, he slipped away into the night to find a female hooker.
by Sense December 15, 2004
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The act of making love verbally, and through sounds, usually that of an animal.
"Oral sex? Why certainly, I'll phone you right away!"
by Atolmazel July 28, 2004
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Lick the gusy Dick for some do or Bling Bling
i suck him so bad that he gave me his diamond necklace
by kayley January 31, 2004
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When a guy named garrett suck your cock for $3 and finishes off with a rim job
This is my gayist firend and he seems to love me lololololol
by Jew hater December 11, 2003
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