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And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

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Block or more 

A phrase used to define an unattractive female
She a block or more. She look good from a block or more.
Block or more by Jamie PP September 25, 2005

Mmm's with 3 or more m's 

How normal people say m and m's but instead of it being mnm's or m&m's or anything else it is mmm's with 3 or more m's.
Person 1: "Hey these m&m's are good. I really like the blue ones."

Person 2: "It is actually pronounced mmm's with 3 or more m's."

Person 1: "Alright then these mmm's are really good then."

three, four or more-some 

Less than an orgy, but more than any typical monogamous intercourse scenario, the three, four or more-some is a friendly gathering of a few sexually randy friends, who writhe twist, slide and slip all over each other's naked bodies in a pile, or hot tub, or anywhere. Usually the more the merrier, and often taking the shape of a "round robin plug a hole fest".
Dude, i am so horny, i need like 80 holes to choose from tonight... lets call the guys and girls over for a three, four or more-some. I have a huge bed, rubber sheets, and a camera so we can show all the kids that will be born out of our unprotected random hole plugging.

Three or More Affectations Rule 

This rule states that if someone has three or more affectations from the neck up (i.e. garish scarves, ostentatious earrings, extravagant nose rings, designer glasses, gaudy facial hair, etc.) is probably an attention-starved prick. It is strongly advised that attention-starved pricks guilty of violating this policy cease and desist at once.
Guy 1: Look at that guy and his ridiculous mustache, glasses, and scarf.

Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.

Killing one bird with two stones or more 

Achieving simple goal with complex solution.
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.

Killing one bird with two stones or more 

Achieving simple goal with complex solution or old fashioned punishment .
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school, like killing one bird with two stones or more.