Suck my dick, or cock 

An interjection used when angry or upset with something. Commonly used by Youtube Sensation "The Tourettes Guy."

The Tourettes Guy has neck pain. "Dammit! Piss! Suck my dick, or cock!

Suck my dick, or cock by Rdcatfish302 July 30, 2011

suck my dick, or cock 

The phrase used repeatedly by the "tourettes guy" who was made famous for his outrageous videos appearing on youtube and tourettesguy.com. He would usually use this sentence when he was very frustrated with himself or another person, including his son.

The tourettes guy was so upset at the telemarketer he exclaimed: "Suck my dick, or cock!"

suck my dick, or cock by AdamMD2Binafewyears October 2, 2007

cock or bollock 

It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'

Hi family, would you like to play Cock or Bollock

cock or bollock by Golden gypsy February 6, 2015

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? 

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.

Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? by CraigMicroManhoodJames August 25, 2019

cock or ball

A new game thats sweeping the streets. It involves a man revealing part of his genetalia to a friend and asking them whether he's showing cock or ball. Known techniques to confuse your opponent include "stacking" and the "fold over."

Hey Tom, wanna play cock or ball?

Ok

Well...?

Hmmm...ball

No mate, I've confused you using the "fold over"

cock or ball by very_ape January 22, 2006

Cock or glock 

Giving another person the choice between being shot, or raped

I'm coming over there, and then it's cock or glock bitch!

Cock or glock by Malik steinsberg August 31, 2015

cock or walk?

requesting oral sex in an exchange for a ride

Andy :Last night I told her Cock or walk bitch?
Dwayne: Oh yeah what did she do?
Andy: Well next thing you Nicola was gobblin cock

cock or walk? by Clifford Monroe May 12, 2004