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spaten optimator 

A very good dark beer, brewed in munich Germany, Spaten Optimator is one of four different kinds of beer that Spaten brews, there are Spaten premium lager, Spaten Oktoberfest, Optimator and Spaten pils, optimater costs about 9.00 a six pack! but is worth it.
John " Yo dave get me a Spaten Optimator from the cooler!"

Dave " easy man its your fifth one! these things ani't cheap you know!"
spaten optimator by Fant Nagner August 5, 2009
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Optatory 

When something is mandatory, but is not enforced, it becomes Optatory.
Stan missed the project meeting this morning, I guess he thought it was optatory.
Optatory by justananalyst May 8, 2018

Optimalternative 

When you see somebody doing something or acting some way and you want to do/be just the opposite.
Sunny was so sweet deciding that she would be optimalternative in her behavior as a reverse inspiration caused by the shenanigans she witnessed.

optagator 

The ability for a person to see abragationism (non-real things) in his/her daily life. This person serves as a bridge and can see both the real and non-real worlds. See abragationism for a fuller understanding of what optagators actually see on a daily basis. With this special talent comes the annoyance of witnessing completely ridiculous and abstractly imaginative occurrences.
"Hey Raphael, can you see this person sitting on top of the park bench chewing on a rusty old metal spork?"
"They make metal sporks Jerry?"
"Apparently, but do you see the person?"
"What person? There isn't anyone on the park bench."
"Oh no! I must be an optagator, I have the unique ability to see non-real and lack of existing events.
optagator by Neptuner January 20, 2009

optimate 

A combination of the words "optimal" and "ultimate" used by some high tier players in Dragon Ball FighterZ when performing a super "saucy" combo. Hence the word combination.
- "I can't believe he used Ultra Instinct Goku to completely bait the opponent and be cool in the progress"
- "Yeah, he's such a 'optimate' player.
optimate by ShadoWolfFighterZ July 17, 2023

Optimetrist 

One skilled in the science and prescription of making the future look brighter, through use of corrective lenses.
After months of treatment for chronic depression, to no avail, the Doctor concluded my condition was incurable under his direction and reffered me to an Optimetrist.
Optimetrist by High Numbers June 12, 2011

OpTiMaTeZ 

OpTiMaTeZ - Latin for Great Lord
Also the fitting AIM screen name of an awsome guy that owns at just about everything possible
OpTiMaTeZ owns BlackStapler
OpTiMaTeZ by OpTiMaTeZ April 14, 2005