Old Persons Syndrome - a state of being which the afflicted are prone to senior citizen moments. This may include the following: complaining about things that do not matter and will not benefit anyone involved, taking several minutes to count change out of a change purse so it's "easier" on the cashier to ring out, forgetting to give the cashier coupons you had, then making them go through the whole process all over again just to ring them in again, complaining about a piece of technology that they cannot figure out, complaining about and/or denouncing new technology or ways of doing things that make life easier, and several other indicators.

Symptoms may also include constant grumpiness, random moments of cognitive clarity that dissipate as random as they appear, asking questions about some thing that is clearly self explanatory, and constantly showing you things that you've already known for years now.
1. "Why's John bitching about every thing and anything on such a nice day?"

"Oh just ignore him. He has OPS."

2. "I can't get this cordless computer to use the interemnet!"

"It's wireless, you just have to connect to the router. You don't need a cord anymore."

"I liked it better the other way when you didn't have to jump through hoops just to get on the world wide web so just plug it back in!"

"It's better this way...now you can use the laptop all over the house and not just upstairs on the old computer."

"Who said I wanted it in my lap! I like it better on the table!"

"Sigh...Dad you're only 45 and you already have OPS."

3. The following is a real life encounter with a person with severe, non-drug induced OPS:

(Customer walks into a sub shop and walks up to the order line and just starts looking around)

Food Handler "...May I help you?"

"What is this place?"

"....It's Good Subs..."

"What's that?"

".......a restaurant?"

"What's a rashawalt?"

"What?...A restaurant...would you like some thing?"

"What do you sell?"


"What kind?"

"....all the kinds that are on the menu up there...or we can make whatever you want..."

"Ok I'll take one."

"....one of what?"


"....What kind???"

"What kind would I like?"

"I fucking quit..."
by CaliKing August 15, 2011
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To be in the law or to be a snich.
Eh yo boys, i saw yall snitchin on william in school, yall some Ops.

Tavian, Stephon and Asmar suck my dick stupid Ops.
by cuddyman24 March 18, 2014
ops, meaning the people that have Operation Privileges on a blogTV show. Thei have the power to kick people that are rude out, give other people Operation Privileges and write over head text.
The ops just kicked Jimmy12345 for rudeness!
by Icegirl September 08, 2008
1) Internet derivation of opps.

2) ops accompanies an accident, mistake, error, or mishap. It also can be used to mean "that sucks"
Ops I died.

That Sucks, ops.
by Dr. Delete July 25, 2004
Other Peaple's cigarettes;begged or borrowed cigarettes.
John only smokes OP's
by masoud.p August 25, 2007
Other People's Shit

It's a term used mostly at work that explains the work (S***) that other people make you do even though it's their work
John: Hey Dee? Could you mail these faxes off?
by kkamira53 January 12, 2011
The new Oxycontin pills that have an OP on them instead of the original OC. These new OP's can't be crushed, meaning that they cant be snorted, smoked or melted down for injection. They can still be split into halves or quarters though. They stopped making the original kind due to so many people crushing them and using them in ways which were not intended.

I know some people that still have a supply of the original kind left, but the prices have been jacked up tremendously.

Here in So Cal, an original now costs a dollar per milligram, whereas the new OP's cost 50 cents a milligram. Basically, 80 bucks for an 80mg of OC and 40 for a 80mg of OP.
I really hate these new OP's. I miss snorting lines of that shit and my nose has been starving lately.
by Brando420 October 19, 2010
Originally short for opportunity when referring to pulling a girl.

"Take your ops"

an op can generally be referred to as a hot girl
"that girls is a op" - that girl is hot

"did you take op last night" - Did you score last night

Bman " you coming to the party tonight?"

Mark " any ops coming?"

Bman "ahh I don't know any op's"

Mark " Fizz... Lets go creeping in town instead"
by bung5 August 12, 2011
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