I was watching television and sommeone took a bag of cookies away from Oprah. She turned red and then had an oprahage moment and gnawed the guy's leg off.
Your Web servers, chicken supply, love life, or anything else you thought you wanted mentioned on Oprah crashing immediately after she mentions you on her show.
There was a fowl Oprahtage resulting in a denial of service when 4 million people swarmed KFCs after their grilled chicken was featured on Oprah.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!